foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

elovers:

TF IS SHE DOING

secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths

intensional:

i love miranda sings so much

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

clannyphantom:

logging onto tumblr near autumn image

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill